We’re just sitting on the couch watching The Lion, the Witch and the Wardrobe, and I heard a line I hadn’t heard before. Just before the children go over the falls, Peter is holding out his new sword towards the wolf captain of the secret police. Susan says to him, “Just because a man in a red suit hands you a sword doesn’t make you a hero!”

Doesn’t that sound like something a peasant named Dennis might say to a king named Arthur?