Let me tell you a story about me and Lance—and not Tom…

One day, many years ago, with nothing better to do (fortunately,) Lance and I decided to see a movie (and it wasn’t Deep Blue Sea) at the Victoriaville miniplex. We bought our tickets, got our snacks and rushed into the nearest theatre, just in time (we thought) for the beginning of the show. But, it wasn’t started yet. Even the previews hadn’t begun. We thought this was odd, because we thought we were going to be late. Anyways, we waited for a few minutes and a few minutes more, and eventually the previews started. They were 20 minutes late! When the movie began, it was Deep Blue Sea with L.L. Cool J and Samuel L. Jackson (talk about a lot of L’s!) We ended up enjoying the movie, mostly because it was so easy to make fun of.

And that’s the story. No Tom. When I went to confirm it with Lance tonight on MSN, this is what he said…
shroom: So, just for the record, will you confirm that you saw Deep Blue [Sea] (by mistake) with me, and not Tom?
lance: 100%
lance: i’m stepping away from the computer, i’ll give you a buzz when the tracks are ready. and tell tom nice try on getting his hands on our story

I think that settles it, eh Tom?