Today on World Report at 8:00am a striking health care worker from Newfoundland was quoted saying,

“Some of us have worked here for twenty or thirty years and they treat us like a piece of meat! They just throw us out on the street.”

Never mind the mixed-up metaphors, I’ve never thrown meat out on the street. I’d rather barbecue it up and eat it! Who throws meat out on the street anyways? I can see if it was twenty or thirty years old maybe. But wouldn’t you rather seal it in a bag and just throw it out in the garbage?

In other news…

“[Some country] has just implemented facial and Irish biometric scanning to combat terrorism.”

My guess is Northern Ireland. Either that or they meant to say “iris biometric scanning.”